Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Chapter 8 ~ Rabbit Ranching

   (part 2)                            
We got snow in the desert that winter.  Those of you who live in those parts of the world that get SNOW wouldn’t be impressed, but here in the southwest, even a light flurry is cause for celebration.  If some of the flakes manage to actually stick to the ground, all the better!  That winter, some stuck.  The children were so excited.  Of course, the first thing they wanted to do was to make a snowman.  I didn’t think there was enough snow on the ground to make a snowball, much less a snowman, but the kids were nothing if not creative. 

It was still freezing cold when they went outside, so they were able to collect snow from all over the yard (and, I suspect, some from the neighbor’s yard as well) and truck it all to the front yard in their red Radio Flyer wagon.  When they shoveled up the snow in the backyard, they also shoveled up a significant quantity of rabbit manure as well.  Undaunted, the kids built their little snowman anyway. 

When they had finished their masterpiece, they led their dad and I outside for inspection.  Carmon and I looked at each other and bit our tongues to keep from laughing.  The snowman was about two feet tall and looked like it was covered with chocolate chip measles!  The freeze lasted only two days, but that was more than enough time for us to get many comments from the neighbors about that snowman.  It was embarrassing.  It didn’t bother Carmon, though.  Ever pragmatic, he simply christened the snowman The Rabbit Poop Queen.
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We never did get to the little Utah town Carmon wanted, but that didn’t stop his dreaming of it.  During his rabbit ranching stage, our summer camping and fishing trips always included side trips to pursue that dream.  The kids and I got very well acquainted with the little towns along Highway 89, from Kanab to Richfield. 

We passed the big rock candy mountain and marveled at the fact that the Sevier River gave the impression that it was running backwards and uphill (it did neither).  We stayed at a friend’s house in Circleville where we found the wild asparagus and Carmon helped a local farmer deliver a calf. 
Later that summer, Carmon and the boys found a wonderful camping spot along the river, but had to leave in the middle of the night after Beed was bitten by so many mosquitoes that he looked like he had the measles.  (Carmon also got to know the pharmacist of that little town because he had to get him out of bed in the middle of the night for calamine lotion and antihistamines.)

But our hands-down best rabbit ranch trip didn’t involve rabbits at all.  As you may have perceived by now, living with a middle-aged Tom Sawyer wasn’t always a piece of proverbial cake.  Many of the things I laugh about now weren’t all that funny while we were in the middle of it  After one such episode, Carmon knew he had some fences to mend, in this case with the children as well as with me.  That was when we started to hear about one more rabbit ranch trip before school started.  He had to take me into his confidence because I understood the differences among the four cardinal directions and could generally tell in which one of them we were traveling.  The children didn’t know, though, which made it fun.  In fact, as we approached our destination, Carmon would frequently ask the kids to “look to the right” to avoid seeing a freeway sign on the left.  I didn’t think he could pull it off, but he did.  None of the children had a clue as to where we were until we pulled into the parking lot at Disneyland!


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Picture of snow in the desert from www.westernviews.com
Picture of dirty snowman from www.penpapermountain.com
Picture of Sevier River from www.flickr
Picture of little boy with calamine legs from www.blogchron.com
Picture of Disneyland, circa 1969 from www.idea-sandbox.com

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