Friday, July 27, 2012

Chapter 4 ~ Giddy-up Gobblers and Other Fowl Stories

(part 3)
Earlier, I mentioned imprinting.  For those of you who may not know, imprinting is an instinctive reaction of newly hatched birds to bond with (imprint on) the first living creature they see.  That creature becomes the bird’s mamma, so to speak, whether it is its biological mother or not.  Dr. Seuss fans will recall that as being the entire premise of the book Horton Hatches an Egg where a wonderfully loveable, if somewhat naïve, elephant agree to egg-sit for an irresponsible and flighty (if you’ll pardon the pun) mother bird.  When the baby bird finally hatches, it immediately claims Horton as its mother. 

Carmon became fascinated by the prospects he could create around this fact of nature.  Over the years, he had acquired several breeds of chickens and ducks.  One spring, when they all were nesting, he slipped out and switched the eggs among the nests.  I thought he had finally slipped a cog, but even I had to admit that it was pretty funny to watch the baby ducks waddling in a straight line behind a chicken, then hop into the children’s wading pool (no longer being used for wading, by the way) while the chicken stood beside it clucking her little heart out.  The mother duck couldn’t entice her baby chicks into the pool even for a second, but the bantam hen got along fine with her leghorn chicks, although they towered over her by the time they were a few weeks old.  At night, all babies returned to the nest with their mothers to begin again the next day.  I don’t think it did any damage, as all of the birds grew healthy and on schedule.  I’m not sure if their little fowl psyches were permanently scarred.  Even in my professinal field, I have yet to meet a bird psychologist (although I have little doubt that they may well exists).
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If turkeys are the dumbest birds, then geese are the loudest.  I have often thought since then of the money some enterprising person could make running a guard-goose service.  They are certainly as good a deterrent to trespassers as a barking dog and you don’t need the services of a pooper-scooper, although, I must admit, you’ll want to refrain from walking around the yard in your bare feet!

Our first geese were wild.  Strange as it may seem, a pair of Canadian honkers decided to park on our pond one fall and stayed through 'til spring.  The ensuing little gaggle of geese was fun to watch, but they were a skittish crew, never letting anyone close enough even to watch them properly.  Carmon wanted them to stay, so he kept the children and dogs far away from the corner of the property where they had their nest.  Their tenure with us was brief, despite his best efforts, and with the spring, they were gone.

That was not to be the case with the tame geese.  No one had to keep children, dogs, or other fowl away from that pair!  They did quite a job of it themselves.  They also kept everyone and everything away from the fruit trees (where they liked to eat the overly ripe droppings) and every other place they had decided was their own.  If a car door banged or a neighbors voice was heard, the male began to honk.  It was the most awful din, topped only by the female if a stranger (or anyone else for that matter) even looked like he or she was going to approach her nest.

Finally, even Carmon wearied of the constant cacophony, to say nothing of the droppings on the back porch.  One morning, when the kids and I awoke both geese were gone.  Since nothing new appeared on the dinner table, I’m not sure what he did with them.  Nor did I ask.  I just enjoyed the newly washed porch and the blessed silence.



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Picture of ducks following dog from www.newsdiscovery.com
Picture of ducklings and kitten from multiple sources
Picture of Canadian geese from www.ruralramblings.com
Picture of domestic geese from www.deltanewsweb.com

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