Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Chapter 10 ~ Separating the Sheep from the Goats: $25 Ewe!

Not too long after the beginning of our rabbit ranching days Carmon had the opportunity to browse the little towns in Utah, all expenses paid, and make some money at it, too.  One of his friends had purchased a little neighborhood cocktail lounge and was in the process of redecorating.  The little bar had attempted an upscale look, which just didn’t fit the neighborhood.  Don’s plan was to do it up rustic, with peanut shells on the floor and old license plates, farm tools, and other junque around the room and upon the walls.  The job of hunting for all of this stuff was offered to Carmon.


I was very pregnant with Tunk and couldn’t go far from home, so Carmon loaded the two older boys in his old pickup truck and headed for Utah.  Don paid all of their expenses and sent him off with several hundred dollars in cash to buy the junque.  They came home with a lot of interesting “stuff” and a full-grown ewe!


Carmon had that hand-in-the-cookie jar look as he asked me,” Can I keep it, ma?  It just hopped in the back of my truck and followed me home.”  I told him he could. By that time in our marriage, there was little he did that either surprised or upset me.  I did ask to hear the story.  Apparently, they had just about finished their sweep and were heading home with their load when Carmon saw a sign that said: Sheep  $25 You catch.

He gave the farmer a five and a twenty and set out with the boys to catch one of the sheep.  I could almost picture it in my mind, Beed rushing in on her from one side and Carmon approaching from the opposite side, with Sess covering the middle ground.  I can’t even imagine how they managed to get a sheep that large into the back of pick-up truck full of stuff, although I’m sure it somehow involved Carmon and Beed lifting with Sess pushing on the ewe’s backside. (He had learned the difference between cows and sheep by then!)


The boys put the animal in the backyard with the pig and the rabbits, which was fine by me.  I didn’t have to go out there. The only problem with the whole ordeal was that they kept the sheep in the backyard long enough to become attached to it – about 24 hours! 

When the mutton ended up on the table, the boys were okay with it, but Tee had some trouble reconciling a sheep in the backyard today with mutton chops on the table tomorrow.  The problem was compounded several years later when Carmon let Tee and Tunk raise two orphan lambs on bottles.  At my request, he took the animals to the butcher’s when the time came, without any fanfare.  He made the mistake, however, of calling Tee’s lamb by name when the first chops were served.  Tee hasn’t eaten lamb since.

The Only Lamb Chop Tee Ever Liked!
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